DIE! DIE! DIE! GET OUT OF MY NEWS!
Unless you've been living in a cave for the past 130 days, then you would surely have heard (via newspapers, commercial news, radio, etc) of a certain "Madeleine McCann", a young girl who went missing while her family was holidaying in Portugal.
Many events happened during that time, such as Madeleine's publicity-loving parents conducting large search parties to find their daughter, enlisting the help of David Beckham (and other celebrities) for public awareness purposes, and even meeting with the Pope Benedict, who would have asked God for help on AIM, but he was offline.
The standard Missing White Woman (or girl in this case) Syndrome (MWWS) symptoms were predictably prevalent: Continual news coverage in the media, so much so, that you secretly wish her dead body is finally found so that they can report real news for once; and the immense public outpouring of real and fake sympathy.
In fact, the authors of America: The Book derived a new equation to explain this phenomenon:
MinutesofCoverage = FamilyIncome * (AbducteeCuteness/SkinColor)^2 + LengthofAbduction * MediaSavvyofGrievingParents
In case you suck at algebra, the fundamental theory of the equation is this:
When a white woman (or girl) goes missing, there are shitloads of media coverage and there are shitloads of public sympathy.
When, for example, a black boy or girl goes missing, you see none of that. The missing person's name would be lucky to even make it to the corner of the newspaper in size 4 font.
Granted, nobody cares about niggers, however the over-the-top media coverage of a missing white woman whom I don't know and don't care about, makes me care even less. Of course, the media is doing it solely for the ratings and all and not because they actually care about whoever's missing. More reason to just get your news from the Internet and the Internet only.
So what now?
The incompetency of the Portuguese police aside, they may have found evidence that Madeleine McCann died after a 'sleeping pill overdose'. It is alleged that her parent or parents were finding it hard to cope with raising 'hysterical' children. Which is where the sleeping pill comes in.
The authorities are hoping to obtain Kate McCann's (the mother) diary to expose more dirty secrets.
Did I say I was annoyed at the continual media coverage of this event? I changed my mind: There are lulz to be had.
14 comments:
Dont you just wish that you were white and that people actually give a fuck about you?
LOL Inadequate Asian Syndrome.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BITCH.
PS: I SENT THIS BLOG LINK TO THE SUN, YOU KNOW, THE ONES WHO PUBLISH THAT PEOPLE ARE PEDOS IF THEY SAY SOMETHING THEY DONT LIKE?
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, EXPECT A LYNCH MOB AROUND YOUR HOUSE SOON.
How could you be so insensitive to a family that has gone through so much pain? I pray to God our lord that you find Jesus and begin to find some human decensy.
>How could you be so insensitive to a family that has gone through so much pain? I pray to God our lord that you find Jesus and begin to find some human decensy.
And that will be the only serious reply on your shitty blog.
Kill yourself little tripfag.
can you p[ease post porn of Madelein
keep it up, I may not agree with everything you say but I enjoy reading your stuff nevertheless
how come all your posts are about white people?
Update more.
I love this guy.
saging a ISM blog
Kill yourself.
Just waiting for this account to get b&
Don't bother taking him seriously, guys.
He's 17 AND EVER SO REBELLIOUS
Anonymous said...
How could you be so insensitive to a family that has gone through so much pain? I pray to God our lord that you find Jesus and begin to find some human decensy.
September 14, 2007 7:27 AM
Troll.
Anonymous said...
can you p[ease post porn of Madelein
September 14, 2007 11:00 AM
I'm afraid her corpse is very smelly right now and I do not want to go near it.
Anonymous said...
keep it up, I may not agree with everything you say but I enjoy reading your stuff nevertheless
September 14, 2007 11:49 AM
And that's how the Internet is meant to be.
You may not agree with the opinions, but you will read it, just for the lulz.
Serious people who takes things seriously can kindly GTFO.
Anonymous said...
how come all your posts are about white people?
September 15, 2007 11:10 AM
Jeez, I just started this blog. My rants against towelheads, slanty-eyes, kikes, and women will come soon enough. Patience, my friend.
It would also help if white stopped being stupid and stopped doing stupid things due to being stupid.
I don't think the Portuguese police is incompetent at all. Actually the Portuguese Judiciary Police is one of the most feared polices in the world. PJ is used to investigate internal security issues.. and if i may say.. they've done a very good work so far.
I think they have more evidences of this crime.. in such a way.. that the parent do NOT want to come back to Portugal to coop with PJ (if they came.. it might be the last time they see the sun).
Besaids.. how can you explain this little girl's blood evidences on the truck of their car??
Don't blaim the police... they doing what any good police services can do.
And please note.. these guys are not any guys. They DID manage to get a pope "interview" in so little days.. managed to ged a celebrity fund almost instantly!!! If your kid disapeared.. could you manage this? Things... are not so simple..
Think before you speak!
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