I am known as the Invisible Sky Magician. You might remember me from such works of fiction as The Bible, The Bible Part II: The Retranslated Version, The New Bible Part III: The Re-retranslated and Reinterpreted Version, and my newest release, The Bible 4.0: Live Heterosexually or Suck Hard.
I also recently finished casting in a Saudi Arabian action blockbuster, which I'm sure you will all enjoy. However, the worldwide release was postponed because the film director was beheaded for allegedly insulting Islam. His 4 day old corpse is currently in court where the jury will decide whether his blasphemy deserves a death sentence.
Anyways, enough shameless self-promotion. You want to know why you're even here reading this blog. Well, I guess I set up this blog just for my own interests and to make a bigoted rant or two (or over 9000). Also, I will post anything that happens in real life or Internet, that makes me LULZ (LULZ is a corruption of LOL, in case you didn't know).
So to put it in a few words, my blog is exactly like all the other millions of blogs that exist on the Internet.
Enjoy!
(If you have any comments or like to make suggestions on what things you would like to see on this blog, then feel free to make a comment)
20 comments:
sage for ISM
sage for ISM.
In after Sage for ISM
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
ISM is Hal Turner, I KNEW IT!
sage
Australia eat cat ^___^ keke
gay
Eat shit and die.
NO U.
kill yourself, fucking faggot
stop advertising on 4chan OR ILL FUCKING HACK YOU
HACK YOU
I love you ISM.
ISM, you so cray-zay.
But we love you.
You do realize that nobody cares, right?
Welcome to my blog!
Sonymaster said...
You do realize that nobody cares, right?
September 17, 2007 1:09 PM
You obviously care enough to post. Enjoy your stay!
sage
OMG OMG I can't believe I'm leaving a comment to ISM. Long time fan, first time commenter here. Oh jesus wouldn't you know it? The moment I get a chance to comment I don't know what to say! *giggle* ^_^
http://www.criticsrant.com/bb/readinglevel/img/genius.jpg
From the Blog Readability Test.
ISM is the undisputed winner.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
|,|
ﾄ!
_ , -─｀- 、
., ´ ヽ、
,' ,、 、 ,、 i
ﾚﾘｲ-ﾚλヽ-ﾙヽ !
|i',i Ｏ Ｏ iｲ. ,!
ﾘ人" _ "人| !|
ﾚr｀｀' ,==, '´⌒ヽﾉ
ゝ,_,ｲ"｀"´i,___,,ｲ
i __|,λ,! __|ゝ ）)
[___]/ーヽ[___] ',
し´ / !_ﾉ i
／ ヽ,
,く、/ 、>ﾉ
ヽ'｀ー、＿,＿,-イﾉ´
i、/ー'- ,ｰ.,'´
(（ し' !ｰ.!
'ｰ'
Yup, after reading your blog from most recent to oldest, your reasons for disliking religion are equally knee-jerk to those you despise for believing it. You have such the contextual reading comprehension of a typical university Freshman: You take everything at face value. Great for technical documents. Not so much for historical, cultural, or anthropological works. Good try though!
Still, most of the rest is far better reasoned, and at least you have a fucking sense of humour!
Post a Comment