Thanks to one of my readers for bringing this up.
Go to the Blog Readability Test.
And enter the link to my very first blog post:
godism.blogspot.com/2007/09/test.html
The results speak for themselves so if you have the education level of a nigger or chav, I kindly ask you to get the fuck out.
In other news:
-Several Cho-Seung Hui imitations (one of them Finnish) go on copycat killing sprees. None of them can beat Cho's high score.
-Republicans are still hypocritical homosexual homophobes who like to tap their feet at toilet stalls to receive cock.
-British liberals are still bending over backwards for Muslims further cementing the United Kingdom's future as an Islamic state with Sharia Law.
-Pope Palpatine XVI attacks Athiesm for causing "great harm" in a 36 page or so document. May the force not be with him.
-China is still making shitty quality products that can kill. America is still buying shitty quality products from China that can kill to sell locally.
-"The (Japanese) Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam".
-Burmese Government/Military proves their strength to the world by beating up pacifist monks. Current location/status of monks: Unknown.
-American troop death toll reaches 3000+. Halliburton thanks the deceased troops for helping oil companies increase their profits.
-Rupert Murdoch is still a manipulative bastard by swaying opinion via his media conglomerates. Fox News and The O'Reilly Factor continues to be the highest rating programs.
-Fundamentalist Muslims are still as crazy as before. First it was the Danish cartoons, now it's "Mohammed the Teddy Bear". One thing we learnt from this: The only thing worse than an extremist Muslim is an extremist Muslim NIGGER.
-Vote Ron Paul 2008.
Any other noteworthy news that I missed? Drop in a comment.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
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SPAM : It's The New Poetry! You know, it's not like I sit and actually read the text of SPAM e-mail I receive, most of which is (blessedly) filtered out by the SPAM filters I use.... However, I've been occasionally catching glimpses of some very strangely amusing text in a lot of them. I don't mean just the "random words" that spammers will flood a mail with (to try to poison your Bayesian SPAM filter by having it "learn" these innocuous words as SPAM) - stuff like
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blah blah blah etc. etc. Nor do I mean the interesting and yet annoying SPAM technique of word-munging (changing letters to numerals, adding spaces, etc.):
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No, what I mean is stuff that is almost - well, poetry! Maybe surreal and unintended poetry, but, well.... For my very first example:
I heard someone said the fat on human could help the floating in the swimming pool. I am thi.n.king what encourages the owner of the fat to work form the changing room to the pool.
Sometimes these phrases seem like they might have been copied from a book, article, web site or other written work - but the way the phrase excerpts come out is truly bizarre. And, yes, the spammers are doing this as yet another way (like the lists of words) to poison your Bayesian SPAM filters by including nearly "real" phrases or text - they don't care if you don't want their mail of course, they'll do anything to try to cheat their way through. Just thought I'd collect some interesting "Surreal SPAM Text" samples here in this category as I see them. Don't expect any of them to make sense of course!
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British liberals are still bending over backwards for Muslims further cementing the United Kingdom's future as an Islamic state with Sharia Law.
I'm a British Liberal and I'll be long dead before sharia law gets put in place here.
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Lol at the permabanned faggot. Banned, banned, nobody loves you.
PS. I'm the one who banned you
I'm waiting for your article on how to spot chink trolls
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