Monday, September 17, 2007

"It booonnnne lie de fi-yuh!”

How about some news to lighten up your day?

In shithole African country #12 (Sierra Leone, if it matters to you), people are dying and they have no access to drugs or medicines, as The New York Times reports.



A poor woman has contracted breast cancer and is slowly kicking the bucket. In fact, she is suffering to death. The article describes that the tumor had burst through her skin, looking like a putrid head of cauliflower weeping small amounts of blood at its edges.

Here is a photo of a cauliflower to assist you in imagining what her cancer-ridden breasts looks like.



So far, so boring.

Author of the article, Donald G. McNeil Jr, asks the woman how she feels about her unfortunate situation:

"It bone! It booonnnne lie de fi-yuh!"

Sorry, could you please repeat that?

"IT BONE! IT BOOOONNNNE LIE DE FI-YUH!"

Hats off to you, Donald, for the lulz. You're on FI-YUH!

33 comments:

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†Invisible Sky Magician† said...

Thank you for your kind comments!

Anonymous said...

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MagnumOpus said...

Your couliflower doesn't look enough like cancer.

http://www.imagepup.com/up/cbQD_1194439256_Cancer.jpg

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America should nuke Africa so we can put these people out of their misery.

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Laughing at some dirt - poor homeless lady with cancer because she doesn't sound American? Man, you are all class!

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