Genius-level education required to read this blog; 2007 News Wrapup

Thanks to one of my readers for bringing this up.

Go to the Blog Readability Test.

And enter the link to my very first blog post:
godism.blogspot.com/2007/09/test.html

The results speak for themselves so if you have the education level of a nigger or chav, I kindly ask you to get the fuck out.

In other news:
-Several Cho-Seung Hui imitations (one of them Finnish) go on copycat killing sprees. None of them can beat Cho's high score.
-Republicans are still hypocritical homosexual homophobes who like to tap their feet at toilet stalls to receive cock.
-British liberals are still bending over backwards for Muslims further cementing the United Kingdom's future as an Islamic state with Sharia Law.
-Pope Palpatine XVI attacks Athiesm for causing "great harm" in a 36 page or so document. May the force not be with him.
-China is still making shitty quality products that can kill. America is still buying shitty quality products from China that can kill to sell locally.
-"The (Japanese) Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam".
-Burmese Government/Military proves their strength to the world by beating up pacifist monks. Current location/status of monks: Unknown.
-American troop death toll reaches 3000+. Halliburton thanks the deceased troops for helping oil companies increase their profits.
-Rupert Murdoch is still a manipulative bastard by swaying opinion via his media conglomerates. Fox News and The O'Reilly Factor continues to be the highest rating programs.
-Fundamentalist Muslims are still as crazy as before. First it was the Danish cartoons, now it's "Mohammed the Teddy Bear". One thing we learnt from this: The only thing worse than an extremist Muslim is an extremist Muslim NIGGER.
-Vote Ron Paul 2008.

Any other noteworthy news that I missed? Drop in a comment.